Peanuts

Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted.

haha

The sweetest thing

What would you give to have a cute boy serenade you with this song?

Well it happened to me today ... and ... I.. . RAN AWAY!! nuuOOooooo !!

Lets go to the snow!!!

Have you ever pondered how to freeze a bubble??

http://www.skipweasel.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/freezebubbles/album/slides/ice%20giant.html

...

This just ruined my childhood :(

:]

A smile is worth a thousand words.

...and it's contagious too!!!!

Whimsical truths #1

I think there is a huge demand for a sarcasm font...

I see Red!!

Happy Chinese New Year!! 

This new year I do hereby pledge myself, wholly and completely to the ways of the secret society of appreciation to ..avocado... and also to be happy. :]

If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day, go fishing.
If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune.
If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/285409/20120121/chinese-new-year-2012-rabbit-makes-way.htm

I'm so tired... time to sleeeep.

Also, Eric wishes to inform you all that he is gay.

早抖 - jóutáu!!!

travel delight

One day it's miserable, the next it's sunshine and daisies...

Guess who's going through travel menstruation?

This girl I know... (me)

Strange as it seems, I'm starting to get sick of all this effort being put into leaving.

I never imagined it would be so exhausting.

The other day I cried because my workmate said goodbye to me and who better to walk in than my pastor (uncle) Tata. 

On top of it all, my friends have been giving me stress for ignoring them for so long.

Ok, so it's not an entirely new idea.  I have been making it quite hard for people to reach me.

Maybe I AM pmsing... 

boooooo.

Wow, this is awfully whiny of me... Lets change the topic.

So, my new health goal for the new year:

To drink 2 litres of water every day because apparently it does wonders for your body

and guess what?

It works!!

I've been drinking roughly 2L for three days straight.

I have to go pee all the time,

but I'm getting healthy already!

Pretty soon my metabolism will speed up,

and my skin will start to glow,

and I will lose the bum I've gained from winter,

and then the heavens will open up and .. wait.

... Wrong prophecy. 

hehe

♥

Fun-filled donuts

I did this to my boss cause he put salt in my coffee... Karma hit back by locking me out of MY car with the keys in it.  Neat!

Crab people

AirAsia suspended all flights to London and Paris for all those who booked after March to help cut costs... Luckily I made the cut off... but unfortunately Liza didn't.  Sorry to hear sis.  But I'm still expecting to see you there!!

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news/airasia-suspends-flights-to-london-paris-in-costcutting-effort-20120113-1pych.html

28 days to go.
Who leaves on Valentines day anyway??!

Creeep!!!

ew... Creepy guy who speaks Manderin was trying to attract my attention at the bus stop today.  He kept nudging closer and closer until finally, he built up enough courage to talk to me... and he remembers my name!!!! I didn't even remember his face!!!

I acted so cool the girl next to me started laughing at him. haha.

... Now I've found a genuine excuse for polluting the air with my car.  But maybe I should reconsider biking. hmmm.

Auckland

Aunt Cecilia is one of mum's greatest friends.  Every time we go up to Auckland to see her she always makes us feel right at home, by following in Chinese tradition of force feeding kids.  They even made it so that they got pregnant at the same time (this is a story they tell us allllll the time).  Thanks for being so generous with your time and home.. and also for the amazing food!!  It's good seeing mum so relaxed and happy. :]

Aunty Fong, Mum, Aunty Cecilia

om nom noom..

♥

I'mu ruvin it!!

These kids have the coolest toys EVER!!! Either that or they're on a major sugar high... Shame on you lady for giving them cavities.

Rantings

I hate you visa4uk and Immigration New Zealand for your crappy websites and your stupid 0900 phone numbers. POO on your face.

Talent chaser's

During my break today, I got chased by a crazy lady.  The end.

In other news, the spidey that resides on the lens of the CCTV cam caught a fly today and is now happily digesting it.  Congratulations! We all thought you would starve or drown from all that terrible weather!

Also, I have photos to put up.  But I can't be bothered.  Maybe later, if you consider yourself lucky. :)

xx

Your face!!

:]

Yea. Neat. I'll leave it at that.

My new years eve was spent inside on a miserable wet day having dinner with friends and family, playing ping pong and the good ol' board game.  Finally heading off to bed at midnight to have a nana nap.  I felt pretty good in the morning haha. Thanks for all the well wishes!

Also, be safe this summer, or winter if you're on the other side of the world.  Don't leave your cars unlocked, with the windows down, and your ipod on charge...  Crime is everywhere.  I should know. I'm a cat.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!! xo

Happy new year Grace :]